we're looking for guys named michael who can't get chicks, not the actor michael chiklis. [knock on door] sounds like my blind date is here. hi, you're brittany? - i am. - hi. ben. - hi, nice to meet you. - nice to meet you. you're my blind date tonight? - yes. - and i heard you're a playboy playmate. - yep. - that's awesome. i've been getting ready all day. i got rims for my car. i got my butthole waxed. talked to my dad about diseases and stuff. we're cool with that. and i went to the gym. i'm ready to go. - awesome, i'm ready. - so, you ready to go on a date? - mm-hmm, where are you taking me? - you really want to go out on a date? - yeah. - seriously? - uh-huh. - or you're just messing with me? - [laughs] nope, i wanna go. let's go. - be honest, do you have a boyfriend? - um...yeah. - great. - [laughs] - how'd you get this gig? just, like, a casting agency? - yeah, my modeling agency sent me. - your modeling agency, all right. so you have no interest in me at all? - no, not at all. - well, i appreciate your honesty. all right, can you just look into that camera? [bleep]ing pissed.